Kids Are Expensive Sarcasm Is Free T-Shirt
Kids Are Expensive Sarcasm Is Free T-Shirt
Kids Are Expensive. Sarcasm Is Free
Description
Children cost a fortune.
Sarcasm costs nothing.
A shirt for parents who understand the economic realities of raising tiny humans and cope with humor instead of spreadsheets.
Financial literacy meets parenting survival.
Perfect for
• budget-aware parents
• sarcastic moms and dads
• relatable family humor
Features
• Minimal bold typography
• Soft everyday fabric
• Works with coffee stains and exhaustion
About Devolving Tees
Devolving Tees is a sarcasm-forward lifestyle brand for people navigating adulthood with humor.
Aging. Broke. Sarcastic.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smooth fit
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design ensuring crisp, detailed prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean