Millennial 1.0 "Pre-Update Edition" T-Shirt

Description

You are the original build.

Before the patches.

Before the updates.

Before the questionable new features.

This shirt celebrates the classic release version of the millennial generation.

Stable. Mostly functional. Slightly glitchy.

Perfect for

• elder millennials

• tech humor fans

• software engineers and IT people

Features

• tech-style typography

• subtle generational humor

• perfect for casual wear

About Devolving Tees

Devolving Tees is a sarcasm-forward lifestyle brand for people navigating adulthood with humor.

Aging. Broke. Sarcastic.

Product features

- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette

- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability

- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp chest, sleeve, and neck designs

- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean