"Pay to Talk 10 Per Word" V-Neck Tee

Pay to Talk — 10¢ Per Word

Some conversations are priceless.

Others should come with a meter.

This shirt is for anyone who has listened to one too many unnecessary stories, meetings, or monologues and finally decided to start charging admission.

Consider it a simple pricing policy for your attention.

Ten cents per word.

No exceptions.

Cash preferred.

Perfect for introverts, sarcasm professionals, and anyone whose patience is officially no longer free.

Why You'll Love It

• Clean minimalist typography that hits instantly

• Relatable humor for work, family gatherings, and long conversations

• Comfortable everyday tee that says what you're thinking so you don't have to

Perfect For

• introverts

• sarcastic personalities

• office humor

• social battery protection

About Devolving Tees

Devolving Tees is a sarcasm-forward lifestyle brand for people navigating adulthood with humor.

Aging. Broke. Sarcastic.

Product features

- Relaxed fit for easy movement and casual layering

- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable, all-day wear

- Soft combed and ringspun cotton/polyester blends (heather options available)

- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape and durability

- Tearaway label for added comfort

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean