Pro Parent T-Shirt — "Embarrassing Kids Since Conception" Funny Parenting Tee

Pro-Parent: Embarrassing Kids Since Conception

Description

Embarrassing your children is not a bug.

It’s a parental feature.

This tee celebrates the long tradition of embarrassing dance moves, bad jokes, and overly enthusiastic cheering at school events.

Professional parenting level unlocked.

About Devolving Tees

Devolving Tees is a sarcasm-forward lifestyle brand for people navigating adulthood with humor.

Aging. Broke. Sarcastic.

Product features

- 100% US-grown cotton for solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort

- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste

- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve and neck details, DTG for main artwork for crisp, durable prints

- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, meets EU safety standards and includes a 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean