{"product_id":"t-shirt-your-speaking-as-if-im-interested-funny-sarcastic-graphic-tee","title":"T-Shirt — \"Your Speaking as if I'm Interested\" Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou’re Speaking As If I’m Interested\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold assumption.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIncorrect, but bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis shirt says what you’re thinking—without you having to say a word. Perfect for conversations you didn’t ask for, meetings that could’ve been emails, and anyone who mistakes your silence for engagement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause listening ≠ caring.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean, minimalist design with maximum attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEffortless way to set boundaries without actually engaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, comfortable fit for socially limited interactions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUniversally applicable in almost every conversation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntroverts with a low tolerance for small talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice survivors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople trapped in one-sided conversations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone fluent in selective attention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePolite on the outside. Disengaged on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout Devolving Tees\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003eDevolving Tees is a sarcasm-forward lifestyle brand for people navigating adulthood with humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Aging. Broke. Sarcastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g\/m² for year-round comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced waste\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Dual-printing: DTF for sleeve and inner neck, DTG for main artwork; tear-away label for comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":52297653682488,"sku":"10168517530185722798","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52297653715256,"sku":"20068939934505805021","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":52297653748024,"sku":"27582419497905113854","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":52297653780792,"sku":"30166745495722380725","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52297653813560,"sku":"15523724032909611440","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52297653846328,"sku":"25142219067073934905","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":52297653879096,"sku":"24689618032555008001","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":52297653911864,"sku":"21157705658070874142","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52297653944632,"sku":"23736550360495586228","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":52297653977400,"sku":"16602948501368812026","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":52297654010168,"sku":"13624151340264123798","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52297654042936,"sku":"29666030150587225252","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52297654075704,"sku":"21561310406191591579","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":52297654108472,"sku":"20530884955324459860","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":52297654141240,"sku":"88762153428135893560","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52297654174008,"sku":"21122961219201719743","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":52297654206776,"sku":"21434340271889668456","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":52297654239544,"sku":"13913346707423266983","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52297654272312,"sku":"14263304273463107056","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52297654305080,"sku":"14138528588366175604","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":52297654337848,"sku":"24775176176704162429","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":52297654370616,"sku":"23416910444587195294","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52297654403384,"sku":"13391784648180440790","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":52297654436152,"sku":"21603842471496063617","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":52297654468920,"sku":"18449395151662718141","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52297654501688,"sku":"16271399198077912792","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52297654534456,"sku":"24527464632075929523","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":52297654567224,"sku":"27497777157836114156","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":52475185529144,"sku":"23993789858506737133","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52475185561912,"sku":"12144677340518934888","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":52475185594680,"sku":"14577564698072861743","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":52475185627448,"sku":"96975290274175616790","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52475185660216,"sku":"26213983387860122777","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52475185692984,"sku":"49213912362586471581","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":52475185725752,"sku":"24039595436592711281","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":52475185758520,"sku":"24223933142096895581","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52475185791288,"sku":"21099286644464218216","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":52475185824056,"sku":"94152015405406530125","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52475185856824,"sku":"28566234807660132482","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52475185889592,"sku":"82587097026784918241","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":52475185922360,"sku":"27804201204985247323","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":52475185955128,"sku":"23166279135314208209","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":52475185987896,"sku":"98268211314724609457","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52475186020664,"sku":"21581045712361806478","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52475186053432,"sku":"11772312273844268089","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":52475186086200,"sku":"29474530015868769534","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":52475186118968,"sku":"14126667967203383515","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52475186151736,"sku":"10179100003080025305","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52475186184504,"sku":"31918579906013160596","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/9171\/9224\/files\/12486336924556496269_2048.jpg?v=1780694259","url":"https:\/\/devolvingtees.com\/products\/t-shirt-your-speaking-as-if-im-interested-funny-sarcastic-graphic-tee","provider":"Devolving Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}