Women’s V-Neck Tee — "Kids Are Expensive, Sarcasm Is Free" Funny Mom Shirt

Kids Are Expensive. Sarcasm Is Free

Description

Children cost a fortune.

Sarcasm costs nothing.

A shirt for parents who understand the economic realities of raising tiny humans and cope with humor instead of spreadsheets.

Financial literacy meets parenting survival.

Perfect for

• budget-aware parents

• sarcastic moms and dads

• relatable family humor

Features

• Minimal bold typography

• Soft everyday fabric

• Works with coffee stains and exhaustion

About Devolving Tees

Devolving Tees is a sarcasm-forward lifestyle brand for people navigating adulthood with humor.

Aging. Broke. Sarcastic.

Product features

- Relaxed, loose fit for easy movement

- Tearaway label for itch-free wear

- Durable side seams and shoulder tape to retain shape

- Soft heather-blend fabrics (cotton/polyester mix)

- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric — breathable and comfortable

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean