Women’s V-Neck Tee — "You're Speaking as if I'm Interested" Sassy Graphic Shirt
You’re Speaking As If I’m Interested
Bold assumption.
Incorrect, but bold.
This shirt says what you’re thinking—without you having to say a word. Perfect for conversations you didn’t ask for, meetings that could’ve been emails, and anyone who mistakes your silence for engagement.
Because listening ≠ caring.
Why You’ll Love It
- Clean, minimalist design with maximum attitude
- Effortless way to set boundaries without actually engaging
- Soft, comfortable fit for socially limited interactions
- Universally applicable in almost every conversation
Perfect For
- Introverts with a low tolerance for small talk
- Office survivors
- People trapped in one-sided conversations
- Anyone fluent in selective attention
Polite on the outside. Disengaged on the inside.
About Devolving Tees
Devolving Tees is a sarcasm-forward lifestyle brand for people navigating adulthood with humor.
Aging. Broke. Sarcastic.
Product features
- Relaxed fit for comfortable movement
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric with soft heather blends
- Side seams and shoulder tape for better shape retention
- Tearaway label for itch-free wear
- V-neck silhouette with a casual, draped fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean