I Used to Be Normal Then I Had Kids T-Shirt — Funny Mom Parenting Tee
I Used To Be Normal. Then I Had Kids
Description
Once upon a time you had hobbies, sleep, and a reasonable bedtime. Then you had kids.
This shirt celebrates the universal parental transformation from functioning adult to snack distributor, taxi driver, and bedtime negotiator.
Wear it proudly. Your former normal self understands.
Perfect for
• parents with a sense of humor
• baby showers
• Mother’s Day / Father’s Day gifts
Features
• Premium cotton tee
• Soft vintage feel
• Conversation starter at every playground
About Devolving Tees
Devolving Tees is a sarcasm-forward lifestyle brand for people navigating adulthood with humor.
Aging. Broke. Sarcastic.
Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) with Oeko-Tex certification for safety and quality
- Classic relaxed crew fit with ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for durability and reduced stretch
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main front design
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²), ethically made, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean