I Used to Be Normal Then I Had Kids V-Neck Tee

I Used To Be Normal. Then I Had Kids

Description

Once upon a time you had hobbies, sleep, and a reasonable bedtime. Then you had kids.

This shirt celebrates the universal parental transformation from functioning adult to snack distributor, taxi driver, and bedtime negotiator.

Wear it proudly. Your former normal self understands.

Perfect for

• parents with a sense of humor

• baby showers

• Mother’s Day / Father’s Day gifts

Features

• Premium cotton tee

• Soft vintage feel

• Conversation starter at every playground

About Devolving Tees

Devolving Tees is a sarcasm-forward lifestyle brand for people navigating adulthood with humor.

Aging. Broke. Sarcastic.

Product features

- Relaxed fit for easy movement and all-day comfort

- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric — breathable and drapey

- Soft cotton/poly blend heather options for a lived-in feel

- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and structure

- Tearaway label to eliminate neck irritation

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean