T-Shirt — "Pay To Talk 10 Per Word" Minimalist Graphic Tee

Some conversations are priceless.

Others should come with a meter.

This shirt is for anyone who has listened to one too many unnecessary stories, meetings, or monologues and finally decided to start charging admission.

Consider it a simple pricing policy for your attention.

Ten cents per word.

No exceptions.

Cash preferred.

Perfect for introverts, sarcasm professionals, and anyone whose patience is officially no longer free.

Why You'll Love It

• Clean minimalist typography that hits instantly

• Relatable humor for work, family gatherings, and long conversations

• Comfortable everyday tee that says what you're thinking so you don't have to

Perfect For

• introverts

• sarcastic personalities

• office humor

• social battery protection

Devolving Tees Motto:

Aging. Broke. Sarcastic.

Product features

- 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for breathable durability

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- Dual print methods (DTF for sleeves/inner label, DTG for main print) for crisp, detailed text

- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean